sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

(Source: whiscash, via orgasmic-humor)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via i-dont-wanna-be-heree)

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

What’s Tumblr?

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via died-in-side)

brokencourage:

Omfg the other day this kid asked the teacher if she wanted him to clear the halls and she thought he was just gonna scream and tell everyone to go to clasS BUT INSTEAD HE FARTED THE LOUDEST AND SMELLIEST FART TO EVER HAVE EXISTED

(via cupcaked)

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

rnackenzie:

how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature 

(via crystallized-teardrops)